evil german with them Nazi-zombie folk
He's married to Mario Lopez & they're just livin it up!!!
(maybe he'll give ya a call sometime if ur lucky)
oh yeaah, he's a freakin BAMF!!!
Cowboy Dave is a guy so great at his cowboy skills and infinite wisdom in all subjects even the Pope is honoured to bath in his glory!
Cowboy Dave rides a unicycle but can lassoo buffalo and small children from 100 feet.
Plus he is the greatest womaniser in the universe.
Not worthy!!! NOT WORTHY!
All mustbow before Cowboy Dave, wait where is he taking that boy?!?
An almagamation of the cowboy and the poet. Even cooler than a ninja, or, indeed, a ninja pirate. Of course, the ninja pirate cowboy poet is greater than all.
The act of hand washing your ass with toilet water after you've taken a crap because you have no toilet paper. Flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.
Jim: What took you so long?
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.