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Body Count 

The rating of how big of a hoe someone is
her body count high af she a big ass HOE!
Body Count by John.Johnson.gay June 18, 2015
a South Carolinian term for placing value on something.
It can be either "worth a count" or "not worth a count"
"Hey, can I borrow your truck?"
"yeah, but it ain't worth a count!"
a count by TigerFan October 31, 2006

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aint no count 

an expression used in rural parts of the south..mostly mountain folk and hillbillies. This expression means the product is a piece of shit or not worth a hill of beans. not to be confused with "no count" which can be used by most southerners with bad grammer and low self-esteem.
jim bob cooter - "I got this here phone the other day and it aint no count!"
salesman - "uuuhhhh is there something wrong with phone sir??"
jim bob cooter - " this here phone aint no count."
salesman - " so there is something wrong with it."
jim bob cooter - "im tryin to tell you it aint no count!!"
salesman - "????"
aint no count by Arich August 16, 2006
It is a yaoi.

A really good one actually.
The main characters being Shirotani, who has an acute case of OCD, and Kurose who is trying to cure Shirotani.

It's called Ten Count because Shirotani has to write a list of ten things he dosen't want to do, and by the time he does everything he wrote down, he'll be cured.
But what will happen to the relationship between Shirotani-san and Kurose-kun.
Fujoshi: Ten Count is a really gooooooood book, you should read it.
Some Guy: You recommending some gay shit again?
Ten Count by Fujoshi Life May 28, 2017

Señor Count 

Señor Count is the code name for an informant of the opposing side
How did the boss know? It must be Señor Count telling him!
Señor Count by Cosy Manager May 23, 2023