Cougar Palin

The literal combination of a cougar and Sarah Palin. Ironic because Sarah Palin is in fact, a cougar.

Dude, did you see Cougar Palin blowing up Obama with her laser vision?

by Cougar Palin March 12, 2009

Cougar Skank

An older woman (40+) who dresses, behaves and actually believes she is in the same league of 20 & 30 somethings. Even to the point of acting like a young hoe. Her body may be a size 5, but her freakin' face looks beat!

Look at that cougar skank heading for the junior's department. Her body may say maiden, but her mug says crone.

by LadyPeninah December 18, 2009

Lagoon Cougar

A middle aged woman that would be defined as a cougar but is not attractive. In fact she is as ugly as a lagoon creature.

The lagoon cougar effect is dulled by alcohol intake. As the alcohol wears off and a hang over sets in the effect is intensified.

"I was having a great time last night had a few shots, a couple of beers and I was picked up by a horny middle aged woman. When I woke up in the morning I was in bed with a lagoon cougar."

by XeroX1978 September 9, 2009

Cougar declawed

Any woman in the Cougar age range (40 something) that is attracted to younger men, but is not actively 'hunting' them. Instead she simply admires and desires from a distance.

"I find younger men yummy 'eye candy', but I don't touch, just look. I am sort of a cougar but with no claws. A cougar declawed."

by Lambercat 001 December 1, 2009

Sugar Cougar

Definition of a wealthy older woman who dates younger men with the express purpose of showering him with gifts, both monetarily, and other resources.

"Look at that, he's found a sugar cougar to take care of him".

by Roo-Dogg July 26, 2012

Snow Cougar

Commonly sited on the snowy slopes of the world, the snow cougar is a MILf(s) of 35+ years of age who hang out in the lodges of ski resorts looking for hot, young, men skiers or snowboarders who the cougars can shack up with for a night. The snow cougar is related to the cougar, cub, and urban cougar. They differ only in geographical location and prey.

"hey danny, check out that snow cougar by the bar checkin' you out"

by Christopher Williams March 4, 2008

rusted cougar

A cougar that is visually and sexually repulsive. Rusted cougars are usually missing teeth or have bodies that have been worn down by age.

I can't believe Joe hooked up with that broad last night...she was definitely a rusted cougar.

by CaptinStabN April 19, 2008