by skrobl August 24, 2023
Get the cargo approach mug.An old cargo vehicle, usually at least a bit battered or streight up damaged but still mechanically sound enough to be used. Usually looks very bad and most people associate it with mischievous activities when spotting it on the road.
Example #1
Max: "Hey you know how Adam offered me to lend me his work van for moving?"
Chris: "Yeah did you get back to that offer?"
Max: "I did, but had I known before what state it's in I'd rather have gotten a U-Haul man, thing was a total cargo slut."
Chris: "Haha, making a good impression on the new neighbours already..."
Example #2
Tina: "Ewwww look at that mangled, pedo van Adam is driving.... Makes him look like a psycho."
Claire: "You know he trades in car salvage? I wouldn't want anything better than a cargo slut to take in that kind of load..."
Max: "Hey you know how Adam offered me to lend me his work van for moving?"
Chris: "Yeah did you get back to that offer?"
Max: "I did, but had I known before what state it's in I'd rather have gotten a U-Haul man, thing was a total cargo slut."
Chris: "Haha, making a good impression on the new neighbours already..."
Example #2
Tina: "Ewwww look at that mangled, pedo van Adam is driving.... Makes him look like a psycho."
Claire: "You know he trades in car salvage? I wouldn't want anything better than a cargo slut to take in that kind of load..."
by TTK-Y66 September 17, 2023
Get the cargo slut mug.by AJF Calvetron February 7, 2010
Get the Golden Corgi mug.The act of performing a circumcision procedure on ones self with a flaming red hot 1000 degree heated sword. Usually performed in the Congo.
"Son, it's now your time are you ready to man up? I did it when I was your age, now you have to perform the Congolese flaming Snip".
by Jeremy L______ong April 24, 2017
Get the The Congolese Flaming Snip mug.When someone makes you an offer that may look okay with some good points, but really... its stuffed with Bullshit!
My employer gave me an offer for a 6% raise this year with 10% matching 401k. However, I do have to shave his asshole and wax his balls, talk about Bullshit Cordon Bleu
by 1badparatrooper July 30, 2019
Get the Bullshit Cordon Bleu mug.The “Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower” is performed with your partner in bed. To do the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower your partner must stick a lighter in their anus as you hold a mouthful of ethanol in your cocksucker. Then, as your partner spreads their cheeks and flicks the lighter, you spit the ethanol out of your mouth, directed towards your partners anal cavity while beating your fists on your chest and testicles (as a sexually active Congolese Gorilla with a flamethrower would), thus performing the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower.
“Yo timmy, did you hear what happened? Norm and Dalani performed the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower and Norm ended up going to the hospital with burns on the inside of his anus!”
by P Diddy Pimp Daddy November 28, 2021
Get the Gorilla Congolese Flamethrower mug.A miscellaneous container like a medicine bottle or an altoids can.
To conveniently carry a small amount of marijuana.
Or inconspicuously mitigate the smell of marijuana on you and hide marijuana in plain sight..
To conveniently carry a small amount of marijuana.
Or inconspicuously mitigate the smell of marijuana on you and hide marijuana in plain sight..
Dealer: Yo kid sorry but i don't have any bags for this eighth i scaled out for you, mind if i wrap this in tin-foil? its all i got right now.
Buyer: nah brud thank you but I got myself a "Kush Cargo" you can put the weed in here
Buyer: nah brud thank you but I got myself a "Kush Cargo" you can put the weed in here
by Riddleskittle December 27, 2022
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