Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.

Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.

by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018

corelime

A hardcore lime. Very few people will comprehend something of this magnitude.

Guy 1: "Hey she looks like a corelime"
Guy 2: "Oh hecc im outta here"

by kalzonkly March 17, 2019

correlation peasant

Those in the field of social sciences that focus on correlations rather than causation in their research. Typically reside outside the field of Economics.

You found a negative correlation between hospital use and health outcomes and concluded hospitals are bad for your health? What are you, a correlation peasant?

by Likes_Cats November 6, 2019

Cornelius RoughCock

The act of sticking your dick in a bottle of glue, and getting glue all over it, then putting some crystal-like substance (i.e. salt) on it, and fucking a girl in the ass.

Friend: what are you doing tonight?
Me: oh, just gonna Cornelius Roughcock my girl, you know how it is.

Friend: Damn! I wish I was you.

by Here's udwlsjfuen December 22, 2020

correlality

Similar to causality, but the unloved -lity suffix of correlation that the dictionary refuses to recognize. Fuck off, Merriam-Webster.

The popularity of The Sopranos is a correlality of the effect that New Jersey has upon the greater populace.

by loverofunlovedwords March 31, 2021

Cordellia

A fancy heartbreaker dom/top lady or female that happens to be an angel who beats men's ass.
Also happens to be a fancy cool cousin-

Screechie: "Cordellia is a men ass-beater"
Red: "CORDELLIA IS SUSSSY BAKAAA"
Pumpkin Jack: "PILOT, ARID, DARLY, CORDELLIA, CABLE AND BRUTE ARE SUS-"

by Coral took your organs May 26, 2021

Corneliu

Corneliu Is The Best Name Ever, with there amazing hair and amazing eyes, And The name Cornelius Can't Compete

person 1: is that a Corneliu?
person 2: omg there so cute, his eyes!

by Corneliu August 28, 2021