The Cobain Effect

A state of confusion and retardedness that makes it seem like your baked/high and paying no attention whatsoever. You will also seem really, really out of it and "happy".

"Dude, did you do your algebra homework last night?"
"Did I go home and sleep with a bush?"
"No, did you do your homework?!?"
"Oh, uhh, no."
"Damn you, Cobain Effect."

"In a recent study, it is found that 1 out of 4 people will experience 'The Cobain Effect', which makes you seem high and unaware of what a person is saying. It just happened to me like 5 minutes ago!"

by David789 April 18, 2008

carbage

Synthetic, parasitic waste that naturally accumulates within an automobile, especially if you drive other people around in it.

Man how did I get all this carbage? Why do I have a receipt for human hand?

by galacian August 30, 2010

cobainity

It is the art of being obssessed with Grunge. Particularly Nirvana.

Wow she has so much cobainity, she even carries a picture of Nirvana in her wallet.

by Glitter Sores January 7, 2004

Kurt Cobain

Kurt Cobain was born February 20, 1967, to his father, (an auto mechanic,) and his mother, (a cocktail waitress.) He was born in the town of Hoquaim, a small town only 140 kilometers from Seattle. The Cobain's then moved to Aberdeen, WA. Kurt's parents divorced when he was a child and with his parents divorce came feelings of depression, anti-sociality, and angst. Throughout his school years, Kurt was precieved as an outsider by his classmates and often distanced himself from them. In 1986, Nirvana was formed after a slew of failed bands were dead. Nirvana consisted of Kurt Cobain, Krist Novoselic and numerous drummers inclulding Chad Channing and his permanent replacement Dave Grohl. In 1989, Nirvana recorded it's first album, intitled Bleach, for the local label, Sup Pop Records. In 1991, The David Geffen company bought out Nirvana's contract, and the band was signed to Geffen Records. Two and a half years after the release of their first album, Bleach, Nirvana released thier second album, and their most popular, Nevermind. It left a lasting impression on the mainstream music scene. To it's listeners, Nirvana was a breath of fresh air, pulling itself aside from the then stale pop music scene. Nevermind brought in over $550 million dollars, leaving Nirvana "overnight millionares." It was clear that Kurt did not enjoy the fame and publicity and was not going to cope well with their newly acclaimed Rock and Roll lifestyle. Cobian began to use heroin in the early 90's, he claimed to use Herion to calm the pain of his extremely painful stomach disease, that to this day, is unclassified. In 1992, Nirvana released Incesticide and Kurt married the allready pregnant Courtney Love, (their daughter Frances Bean Cobain was born in 1993.) In 1993, Nirvana released In Utero, their most emotional and meaningful album to date. Nirvana later filmed Unplugged for MTV. It was an all acoustic preformance, that inclulded some of Nirvana's smash hits, but most of their lesser known songs, as well as some covers of Nirvana's favorite bands. Unplugged was the last live preformance that Nirvana had before Kurt Cobain died in 1994. Many speculate that Kurts death was suicide, other's blame his wife, Courtney Love, for his murder. Either way, his fans will remember him forever. His music will never die.

Kurt Cobain, in my oppinion is one of the most talented songwriters in music history. His voice is infectious and completely unique. I know that he will never be forgotten.

by Logan Marie September 1, 2006

Corban Taylor

7th fastest cup stacker in the world

Corban Taylor is a badass

by ironlungsx March 28, 2011

carbage bag

A plastic bag used for collecting garbage in a car. Often found tied to the back of the passenger seat.

Jim, how long have these cheese nips been been lying on the floor of your Dodge Neon? Don't you have a carbage bag?

by Matt Stucky April 29, 2008

Carbacide

Verb: The act of murdering any healthy way of life you may have been leading, up until the moment you decided to binge eat carb intensive foods. Completely undermining weeks or even months of hard work and abstinence. Carbacide is usually done at 4 am in a Taco Bell drive through or at a street vendors wok station in the middle of Key West.

ade is shitfaced and stoned 6 ways from Sunday, dont take her to Taco Bell right now, you know she's going to commit carbacide, despite her Ana tendencies.

I'm not sure if Fantasy Fest was the best idea... After watching Coy plead with the police to let him commit carbacide via wok tossed dog at 4AM. (It's illegal to buy food after 4am in the keys)

by your dietitian November 2, 2010