Constancy

Whoever says this is a dumb stupid silverback looking ass nigga

I want to enjoy my food and i just hear constancy screaming

by ijaiefjmjejfoafaffdhathdfgsh December 12, 2021

Constante

A gay person who's gayer than fonsie

Your such a constante

by Unnämed March 23, 2023

Constancy

Tyler for consistency

Constancy is key to ice cream and condemnation.

by Weirdbeerd May 30, 2023

coinsatance

The seemingly related failure of a system following work on an unrelated part of the system. The relatedness of the parts is imaginary. Systems fail. Sometimes just after an engineer has walked past them.

It's a coinsatance that my wireless network manager no longer works after you put that usb driver in for my 3g modem.

by Shaun Laughey February 1, 2009

Constantipation

(N): Being constantly constipated; always having to poop but never being able to.

"Honey, you better start taking some pepto bismo for your constantipation"

by 100241 August 30, 2014

Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.

1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.

by ZakNak April 22, 2017

Constabled

Getting so drunk that you lose all bony functions. You have girls making out with your passes out body. Also, when asked a question or talked to you can only respond with fuck you or a good ole middle finger.

Dude Cathleen sucked my face last night while I was totally constabled.

by Snowmen January 19, 2018