Conspiracyest

A person that loves, secretly worships conspiracy theory's.

"Jay, have you heard of the conspiracy of Eminem and Ariana grande?"
"lol, nah son."
"Damn, you non conspiracyest!"

by Ribbitxh January 5, 2017

Consirisy

What you swear is happening when you send a text using Siri and he/she types completely the opposite of what you said, , something completely inappropriate or something completely obscene. This usually happens when you are sending a text to your boss or someone you are in a relationship with that no matter what you do you just can't seem to take it back or fix it . A plot devised by Apple to ruin every important relationship in your life.

When you try to wish someone like your boss good luck and Siri changes it to lick. Must be a Consirisy

by akasusanjane March 10, 2017

consperisize

The action of coming up with conspiracies

I will consperisize about who the Illuminati are.

by Jarhead the goat December 28, 2017

Conspiracy Theorist

Journalist- and Government-Speak for ”moron theorist”.

During the interview the reporter chuckled after he called his guest a conspiracy theorist.

by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018

Conscrithtion

From Latin "con-" (for "with") and Ancient Gaelic "scrith" (for "difficult scream"), it is to describe a word that is difficult to say, resulting in frustration.

"Irish wrist watch" is a challenge. Such a conscrithtion to say!

by Thadius Hieronymus Caesar May 27, 2018

Conspiracising

The ginger Welsh version of “conspiring” used primarily for the illiterate melts. To plot or make secret plans.

Tom: *whispers* “Hannah, steal James’ money”

James: “oi stop conspiracising”

by Legokillsfeet June 3, 2018

conspiracy arsonist

Individuals or groups promoting conspiracy resulting in widespread recognition and participation thereof.

The media's conspiracy arsonists created so much fake news about the President that the President called the news fake.

The conspiracy arsonist exploited the polar intelligence matrix between two tribes resulting in traumatic fictitious assumption paradigms and societal trust degradation.

The conspiracy arsonist relied on butterfly deceptions.

Little Johnny got the whole class to pick on Sarah during recess because she didn't like him. He was a conspiracy arsonist.

by Ontological June 27, 2018