candette

Eye candy; the female version.

"She spun every head in the room as she sauntered through as scrumptious toffee candette."

by ShleysFunSize May 21, 2018

Conderblock

Something you threaten to smash over someone's dome, though it have misspelled "Cinder Block" out of anger.

I'm going to hit you with a conderblock if you molest my mother again.

by Hackicide3691 July 8, 2018

confetti dick

noun, when toilet paper sticks in tiny bits to a penis after it has ejaculated in a vagina.

"this cheap two ply always gives me the worst confetti dick."

by dayvross August 25, 2018

Condescention

When a person who once was classified as good descends into a world of being an asshole.

Person 1: Did you hear about John?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: They hit full condescention.
Person 2: Oh god... they're one of them now, huh?

by spinvius March 28, 2020

Condenziplokbagphobia

The phobia, or fear, of the condensation formed inside of ziplock bags. Whether it be of the look or touching it, you will know you have this if you hate the feeling of touching or smelling the condensation within the contents of the bag.

Ewww, said Jessie, I accidentally touched the side of the ziplock bag. Oh man, I hate that feeling too! You know what that means though right? Said Troy. No, what does it mean? Questioned Jessie. It means you have condenziplokbagphobia, the fear of condensation inside of ziplock bags.

by Mr.Satisfied December 1, 2020

Condensnot

An algae plug in an air conditioner drain line

Eww, look at that condensnot blocking my condensate drain line.

by McAvalon August 18, 2021

Conética

A kind of story someone tells trying to state a fact that isn't all true or is generally dressed with little lies to make it funnier.

Octavio told us that tap water in Granada came directly from Lanjarón fountains. There's no question it's a great conética as I almost vomit just to smell it while taking a shower. What a funny bird!

by Colageno September 5, 2021