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4th Comers

People who adhere to a religious ideology which states that "Jesus or Yahshua has already come 3 times and will return in the future for His 4th Coming."

They look at the exact same Scriptures and events in the life of Jesus or Yahshua as the majority ("2nd Comers") but label them differently.
NOTE: The Bible does NOT number "the Comings of Messiah" at all.

BIRTH OF MESSIAH: Labeled as "1st Coming" by both groups.

RETURN FROM THE GRAVE: Labeled as " the 2nd Coming" by 4th Comers. Not labeled as a coming by the majority.

3rd Coming: It is interpreted that Yahshua ascended to Yahweh the Father sometime between meeting Mary and meeting Thomas. Yahshua told Mary not to touch Him, for He had not yet ascended to Father Yahweh. But, He later told Thomas to touch Him. See JOHN 20:10-29.

4th Coming: Yahshua's future return, usually referred to as the "2nd Coming" by most Christians.
by Ed Jower August 19, 2009
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no me gusta comer caca

The phrase 'no me gusta comer caca' means that 'you have been played'. Don't look it up.
One might say one has been played by another. But a true genuous would ejaculate 'no me gusta comer caca'.
by I_don't_wear_a_hat November 4, 2019
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Colbert Nation

The greatest nation that god has given to mankind and mancruel.
Colbert Nation is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.
by colbertnationrulezforever February 11, 2010
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comper

a rapper that's only in the game for money and commercializin. The rappers with no real talent at all.
yo man yung joc is a comper
by likemike23 September 14, 2006
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commericant

synonyms - socialarrogants, libturds, libtardicans

a noun describing americans who still support obama and the liberal congress and all the unpopular BS they are ramming down the throat of americans.

derived from a combination of communist and americant (taken from a mexicant)
Lenny - Why are so many people down on Obama, he can't fix what Bush did over 8 yrs. in just his first year!

Sam - You g-damn Commericant!!! Don't you know the libtards have been in control of Congress since 2006 and Obama has riased the debt ceiling twice already?!?!?!?
by Harry Day December 22, 2009
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gatorade commercial

Commercials that allow only real athletes about whom people care. The athletes in Gatorade commericals have proven themselves and dominate their sports. Athletes who are considered "pretty boys" and have had accidental success are excluded, and also athletes in non-credible sports are alkso excluded.
Peyton Manning, the University of Florida Football team, Kevin Garnett, and Mia Hamm are featured in Gatorade commercials because they are tremendous athletes who dominate their sports. Ironman Chris Legh is included because triathlon is the most intense sport, and his story of how gatorade enhanced his race is inspiring.

Athletes not in Gatorade commercials include tom brady because he is a mediocre pretty boy who has only gained success because of more talented teammates in a fail-proof system run by a coach who sold his soul to the devil. Also, no NHL players will be found in Gatorade commercials because no one in the United States cares about the nhl or hockey in general, as it is the most pointless sport ever created.
by triFRAThlete August 3, 2007
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Commercial niceness

When someone appears to be nice, but their niceness is actually contrived and calculated solely to further their career.
"That guy from the boyband was really nice to my sister".

"Nah, it's just commercial niceness to help him sell more records".

"She was all happy and friendly to my face, but behind my back she was bitching about me"

"That's commercial niceness for you".

"I find Carol Smilie's brand of commercial niceness very irritating".
by TheWeirdnessSymposium March 25, 2009
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