Coffee Poo

The strange phenomenon of needing a poo straight after drinking a coffee.
9am

Dude 1: Ahh one minute bro just need to go take my coffee poo.
Dude 2: No worries man see you in a bit

11am

Dude 1: Sorry bro just need to go take a coffee poo
Dude 2: Didnt you have one earlier?!?

Dude 1: Yeah but I just drank another coffee.
by Everton dude January 03, 2020
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Coffee Nim

A game office coffee drinkers play where they leave less than a mug's worth in the pot to avoid having to make the next pot. Much like the board game "Nim", the loser is the one who takes the last bit of coffee and must make the next pot.
I needed my caffeine fix, but there was a quarter of a cup left in the office coffee pot. I guess I lost this round of Coffee Nim, and have to make the next pot.
by travelmop July 13, 2011
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Coffee in the bushes

When your Masturabting and didn't bring something to finish into so you blow your load into a bush.
Fuck man last night I started to fap and when I was about to cum, I realized I didn't have a rag. So I spilled my coffee in the bushes.
by Stonlerp blatch May 30, 2016
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Coffee Expert

An expert in some specialist field that is usually consulted in irregular brief meetings, traditionally over a cup of coffee. They vary from incredibly useful and valuable to heartbreakingly incompetent.

Often occur as management pets, and are most frequently spotted around pending disasters.
"Damn, we can't route this cabling without moving that duct."

"Can we do that?"

"I don't know. Another one for the coffee expert?"

"Yep, I'll set it up."
by conradjohn February 26, 2010
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coffee bitch

the person who is sent to get coffee for the whole office or group of friends at the beggining of the day. usually on a first name basis with the dunkin donuts person. coffee bitch is usually carrying a 7 to 12 coffee drinks with them. sometimes accompanied by a fellow coffee bitch
"i need my caffiene fix. who's the coffee bitch today?"
"katherine"
who's she?
"the slut with the red hair who's carrying all the coffee"
by caffienequeen830 August 07, 2006
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Coffee douchebag

Somebody who took an exam in coffee douchebaggery and passed. He or she will be the coffee douchebag for the next year. Required skills are; backstabbing, laziness, major work avoidance strategies, excellent in gossiping, having a really fat arse and some knowledge of coffee. Must feel superior over those who perform real work.
After avoiding most of the work for two months the fat chick became our coffee douchebag and her ego really inflated.
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? July 16, 2008
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coffee date

The kind of date you take someone on if you're not sure if you want to nail them or not. It's well known that erotic passions are inflamed by mocha.
An analogy of this would be that coffee dates are to real dates what seeing each other is to actually going out.
"What's happening with Jess and Jeff?"
"They're on a coffee date"
"Say no more."
by Thegreatnick February 09, 2007
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