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drain the coconuts

1.verb- to ejaculate, expelling all of the semen you have, leaving u dry.

2.verb- a fat guys masterbation session during or after watching a porno. its been proven that fat folk have bigger balls thatn skinny folk.
i drained the coconuts last night and they hurt now
by jerky_dogfart November 13, 2004
mugGet the drain the coconutsmug.

Piss Coconut

A piss coconut.
A unique coconut filled with piss rather than coconut milk.
Alternatively used to refer to one's hairy testicles.

One can also picture Gordon Ramsay using piss coconut as an insult.
1. "Dude, this coconut is filled with PISS!? It's a PISS COCONUT."
2. Guy 1: "Dude are you okay?" Guy 2: "AUUUGH FUCK I GOT HIT IN THE PISS COCONUTS"
3. "You ABSOLUTE DONKEY! YOU PISS COCONUT". -Gordon Ramsay.
by Oli..? March 2, 2023
mugGet the Piss Coconutmug.

Coconut Brah

When someone pulls a sneaky over you and it leads to intense frustration.
Aw this motherfunlover just coconut brah’d me.
by Eatsov January 24, 2020
mugGet the Coconut Brahmug.

Poke the coconut

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.
Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!
by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018
mugGet the Poke the coconutmug.

Coconut-Babe

A term of endearment describing a Blonde woman with the biggest mommy milker titties you've ever seen.
"I saw the hottest Coconut-Babe yesterday at the beach"
by TheNarrator January 30, 2022
mugGet the Coconut-Babemug.

old coconut

Mark - Dude, my head hurts bad!
Dude - You ain't using your old coconut for smashing pumpkins, do you?
by MasterB4iter February 28, 2022
mugGet the old coconutmug.

Coconut Queen

A gay man or bioqueen who enjoys strict relations with Polynesian boys. You can find these Coconut Queens gushing at a Hawaiian Lu'au or Maori Hangi. These particular types of queens are mostly white males with iPhones (20% have android).
"Damn, gurrrrl. That Polynesian rugby team has got this Coconut Queen ready to bust a coconut!"

"Jeff is trying to flirt with that Samoan Fire Knife dancer and he keeps ignoring him. Sad, little Coconut Queen."
by boomkanani March 7, 2014
mugGet the Coconut Queenmug.

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