Real Time Chess

A game played exactly the same way as regular chess, except that both players can move as many times as they want and at the same time. It is also the greatest game ever invented.

"real time chess is like the best game ever!"

by lolcakes August 24, 2006

Cessna

Slang for a really really good airplane. (I.E. dependable, reliable, cute, affordable.) Refers to the Cessna 152 model, which is one of the greatest training aircraft ever.

"That plane over there is a real Cessna!"

by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

intellectual chess

Intellectual Chess is a drunken game which entirely not based upon regular chess. The game involves taking a large knife, spraying the blade with deodorant, setting fire to it, and then throwing it to each other (NB: throwing it to each other, not at each other.) Intellectual Chess has been played only once, and nobody was hurt.

We were drunk enough that we actually played Intellectual Chess last night.

by Aspirex November 17, 2005

Cheesy Chess

This is a sexual position in which a man covers up a woman's vaginal opening with a slice of American cheese and then he sticks a chess piece, usually a queen, through the piece of American cheese and into the woman's pussy. Then he takes the cheese and makes a cheese burger with it. However, he doesn't eat the cheese burger just yet; he also sticks it up the woman's pussy. Then he eats the woman out until he fully eats the cheese burger. Then when he gets to the chess piece he takes it out and he plays the woman in chess. If he wins the woman cooks him some bacon and he gets to eat it out of her asscrack. If he loses, he has to pull on pooplog out of the woman's butthole.

I did a cheesy chess with this girl and I totaly pwned her in chess.

by E? September 4, 2006

clessehpoo

A dingleberry covered in gooch hair that shawn eats for everymeal.

Gross man, he just picked that one out of a truck driver!!

by kakakka September 3, 2003

playing chess

Slang for ordering a bag of drugs from a dealer. Used to ensure secrecy when talking over the telephone.

"Hey man, I was hoping I could come over and play chess today."

by entropy todovia mundial September 13, 2005

Cessmo

A term that could only be spawned from the repulsively overactive imagination of Robert Seery.

Derogatory noun that lacks any form of definition due to its intrinsically overwhelming gheyness.

"Rob is a cessmo"
"You smell like doodie you cessmo"

by He who they call I am April 16, 2005