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shrimp cocktail

Similar to shrimping: A form of podofilia (foot fetish)where one ejaculates on his toes and the other(s) sucks on said toes; the act of sucking on toes covered in cum.
Last night was fantastic and we ended it all with a shrimp cocktail.
by Stoneman January 9, 2009
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pussy juice cocktail

when a woman has a squirting orgasm, the man catches as much cuntjuice as he can, adds in his own semen, and mixes in alcohol (usually Vodka) and they both drink it. warning, this is a great way to Catch STD's
dude, that hoe gave me the best tasting pussy juice cocktail i have ever had
by 12345432112345 August 29, 2006
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shrimp cocktail

To soak your penis in a bucket of shrimp before having sex with a woman who is allergic to shellfish. the allergy will cause her openings to swell and tigthen for ultimate satisfaction.
I gave my girl a shrimp cocktail last night and she swelled up so nice and tight. I had to give her Benadryl when we were done so she could breathe again, though.
by poidog May 17, 2008
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Nitey-Nite Cocktail

A cocktail consist of 1 quart Jack Daniels whiskey to 1 package of Nytol/Unisom. This cocktail is best served 1 hour before bedtime.
1 cup of this and you will be OUT, permanently.
by saints_60426 November 13, 2003
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molotov cocktail

a bomb made up of a glass bottle with a flammable liquid inside and with a gasoline-soaked cloth inside and coming out the top. It is lit and thrown and explodes on impact creating an instant inferno. First used in World War 1
Big Bird: hey kids today we're gonna teahc you how to make your own molotov cocktail.
by PlayDohMan May 10, 2004
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shrimp cocktail

a very short man who gets no punany
Steve tried to hook up with this blind chick but he couldn't because he is a shrimp cocktail.
by Bretty BeeBee May 15, 2008
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Cocktails

Very fun to learn. Cocktails will bring our your creativity. Traniing yourself on how to make all the drinks will train you how to serve instead of wasting your life away wishing you could be someone on Instagram
Buying a Cocktail at the Bar won't make you happy, but making Cocktails will
by Happy Christian April 10, 2023
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