by Cleat monkey killer June 23, 2009
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a clemtaco is a fart manuever where a person farts in an open book/folder/binder or any thing that opens on a fulcrum (a V shaped opening), and then pulls the sides to create a strong push of air causing a fart to accuratly enter the victim's nasal cavity causing the smell to go deep inside the victim. Causes nausea.
a clemtaco is a fart manuever where a person farts in an open book/folder/binder or any thing that opens on a fulcrum (a V shaped opening), and then pulls the sides to create a strong push of air causing a fart to accuratly enter the victim's nasal cavity causing the smell to go deep inside the victim. Causes nausea.
example:
clemtaco-er: *farts in a book*
victim: ... please don't
clemtaco-er: *pulls sides*
victim: OH, COMON *gag*
example 2:
"So I was hanging out with my girlfriend and I clemtaco'd her, she got sick and threw up on me"
clemtaco-er: *farts in a book*
victim: ... please don't
clemtaco-er: *pulls sides*
victim: OH, COMON *gag*
example 2:
"So I was hanging out with my girlfriend and I clemtaco'd her, she got sick and threw up on me"
by themostDISGUSTINGfartever November 20, 2009
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Someone whose entire lifestyle is dictated by modern and expensive trends from Music taste, fashion, friend circles right down to wear they shop for food. Frequently blogs.
Someone whose entire lifestyle is dictated by modern and expensive trends from Music taste, fashion, friend circles right down to wear they shop for food. Frequently blogs.
Wow look at that guy in his Armani shirt and Audi TT his parents bought for him. He's a complete cleft.
Yes what a clefty bastard.
Yes what a clefty bastard.
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