third shake clause

An amendment to the constitution of dong handling. Previously, the constitution stated that shaking your tallywhacker more than twice after taking a piss would be deemed "playing with it". The third shake clause permits the man pissing to give an additional shake to his dong, in order to ensure minimal dribble.

"No sir, I was not playing with myself, I was simply exercising the constitutional rights handed down by my forefathers. Third shake clause beeitch! Get out ma business!

by Horace Blumpkin May 19, 2010

santa clause balls

When the hair on ones testicles turns white thusly making them look like Santa’s beard.

Rita liked dating an older man until he whipped out his Santa clause balls

by Dry fly dane October 26, 2017

elevator escape clause

The act of bypassing the elevator area at work, despite initial intentions of using it, because of a person / group of people loitering that you do not wish to associate or make small talk with.

Often the subject will use the plausible backup excuse of going to the toilet only to re-emerge when the coast is clear.

Man, I had to use the ole 'elevator escape clause' to bypass my boss. I like her and all, but we have nothing to say to each other. And the lift takes freaking ages to arrive to our level.

by the_elder July 28, 2009

doo doo clause

somebody who shows up wearing a santa hat but looks gross nappy smelly dirty or an asshole etc

ayo doo doo clause

by qualo January 13, 2009

200 mile clause

When your girlfriend lives at least 200 miles away, gives the other partner ( male or female ) the ability to make out with whomever they choose with no repercussions from their partner. However, they cannot go farther then making out, that would enact the 300 mile away clause.

Friend: Dude you just made out with that chick! You have a girlfriend !
Guy: Its okay man, 200 mile clause.

by ABCD2017 March 2, 2014

Santa-clausing

Santa-Clausing is a joke that you do to other people's houses;
basically you climb on the other person's roof and start stomping on it.

Person 1: Ding dong ditching and forking is for pussies, we should Santa-Claus other peoples houses
Person 2: Hell yeah, I love santa-clausing people!

by john johnson 6667 January 22, 2016

Christmas claused

Verb. To subtly add an article or clause to an agreement, contract or bill without the notice or recognition of the other party.

Rueben: *sob sob sob* "Baby come back to me! I'll give you anything!"
Victoria: "Don't cheat on me again!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Take me out on dates!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Let me sleep with your father!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
*later*
Orpheus: "Yo Reuben, your girl totally slept with your father!"
Rueben: "Awwww shit! I just remembered she Christmas claused me! I guess it's aight."

by tickalishhh December 16, 2009