Chuck Norris

The nine parts of speech are the - noun,pronoun,verb,adverb,adjective,preposition,conjunction,interjection and Chuck Norris

Student: What's a noun?
Class teacher: A noun is anything that has weight and pwns space
Student: What's a Chuck Norris?
Class teacher: Chuck Norris is not defined by words, words are defined by Chuck Norris

by BgFsh August 27, 2009

Chuck Norris

A moving tank.Probably from the future.Simply cannot be destroyed.

Japan:We'd better surrender,they've got Chuck Norris!

by god of word June 09, 2010

Chuck Norris

God.

Did you see that guy, he's a Chuck Norris at video games.

by Maria is amazing July 14, 2008

chuck norris

it is a proven fact that chuck norris actually can hit someone in the face with a fist he hides in his beard. if he would he also could roundhouse kick someone in the face with his beard.
just because he's chuck norris..

chuck norris

by taggnar June 03, 2009

Chuck Norris

A kick ass old guy, who happens to be a red head. He starred on Walker, Texas Ranger.

1:Dang, are Michael Obille and Chuck Norris the same person?
2: Naw, Michael O is clearly his alternate ego

by uber6969 April 10, 2008

Chuck Norris

The man who is going to ring your doorbell in 10 seconds and roundhouse kick you to your head for needing a definition of his name

Chuck Norris is God

I wanted a bike for christmas so i prayed to chuck norris

by Tom1ner July 22, 2008

Chuck Norris

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by Bilde December 28, 2011