Choking the Chicken

gettin your jerk on

by punkass September 10, 2003

choke hold

When getting a blow job and holding down the givers head so they gag while you cum!

I was so into that blow job that I threw a choke hold at the last moment!

by bjoldfaedwse October 18, 2008

choke out

Choking someone until they're knocked out and nearly dead.

Don't choke out someone unless you mean it. He might not wake up.

by p300 November 1, 2011

choke a smirf

When you masturbate while having blue balls to try to take away the pain.

Dude, last night she totally gave me blue balls so I went home and tried to choke a smirf

by Cody Currin August 5, 2008

Choke and Poke

The act of using one's forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time.

"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"

by McGarnigal May 8, 2009

choking a darkie

Taking a crap. Pooping. Shitting.

Oh man, after that meal I really need to choke a darkie.

by Aladdin Sane May 13, 2005

choking chipmunk

The act of oral stimulation performed on a male by a female, male on male version refered to as "Flamming Choking Chipmunk", where a female will deep throat said male while placing each testicle in the pocket between her teeth and check.

She deep throated my cock then put my balls in her mouth at the same time. When I looked down at her, the bitch looked like a choking chipmunk.

by WORKHEAD December 23, 2007