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chodemonger

Someone who deals with, is surounded by, and possibly sells chode. (Same concept as a fishmonger.)
You filthy chodemonger!
by Apathy February 1, 2004
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Chode Master General

a general master of taking chode up the ass
Joshua Dale Rosenberger was awarded the Chode Master General award for having the most chodes up his ass at one time and for having a nasty girlfriend
by bubbles333 March 6, 2007
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Reverse Chode

a chode that's width is equal to its length.
Guy 1:Dude, I was at this gym and I saw a guy who had a chode in the showers.
Guy 2:Dude, I saw a guy that same gym in the showers who had a reverse chode.
Guy 1: Dude, that was me.
Guy 2: No you just have a chode.
Guy 1: Oh, yeah, I guess I was the guy I saw who had a chode.
Guy 3: Yea, and I was the guy with the reverse chode.
Guy 4: Well, I'm glad we got that figured out. Who wants icecream?
Everyone: MEEEE!!
by McDooodle March 6, 2008
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Prize Chode

The biggest chode in the world. He sleeps in a pit, full of chicken (sometimes chodeburgers), as his dad is the colonel. The pit must be a funnel as can only eat downwards and not up. And is perfectly timed so that he falls down through the bottom of the funnel, when it is time for breakfast. He has a chicken dispenser on his mobile phone.
"Oh my god, Seymour is the biggest chode there is. What a gyspy chode."

"I personally feel he would be described as a prize chode"

"Well, he is pretty peng to be honest"
by Anuraag June 4, 2008
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chodemeister

Jaybizzle aka JB aka BJ. The boy's chode is trippin' yo. jus a bitch witta chode who be whinin n complainin the whoooooole riiiiiiiide hooooome
Yo he be actin like a chodemeister.
by P-rod February 13, 2004
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Chodemobile

noun: A trophy car driven by pretentious douchebags (chodes) who want to show it off. This applies to giant gas-guzzlers, pimp rides, and uber-expensive "green cars." If the car is not being actively flaunted, this definition doesn't apply.
Look, there's Old Man Caruthers in his Hummer. What a chodemobile.

Douche: "Hey, guys, check out my Prius. It gets waaay better mileage than your cars."
Guy (to other guy): "Yeah, but it's a chodemobile.
by Girouette October 27, 2008
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ChodeFest

ChodeFest is a music festival, founded in Ohio. It's basically the best thing that has ever happened to the earth.
Person A: "Dude! Are you going to ChodeFest 2K10?"

Person B: "ChodeFest?"

Person A: "Yeah dude, it'll blow your chode off!"
by Adam Witner May 26, 2010
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