beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises

Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards

by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020

chimped up

To climb up, usually a tree or a pole in a swift and agile way, like a chimpanzee
Also sarcastic

The technician chimped up the utility pole to fix the powerline

by eumaiospangloss February 20, 2020

Chimp Co.

Someone who’s pullin, packin, and ready for action.

Not pullin person: Hey look over there it’s Chimp Co. I bet he’s pullin unlike me.

by anonymous May 2, 2021

Dixie chimp

A female that’s obsessed with a man, he doesn’t like her back but still hangout with her.

That girl a Dixie chimp.

by Razzle27 February 15, 2024

wrinkly chimp

old people friendly insult Fun way to make fun of your grandparents

"Grandpa, get off the coach you wrinkly chimp!"

by Ant_riot May 31, 2018

Chimp

A fusion between a Chad and a Simp.

Albert is a chimp.

by UltraChimp April 27, 2022

chimping around

when you do sumthing foolish and goofy

hey stop “chimping around” we’re losing!

by zeke’ed up June 9, 2022