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Lando Calrissian 

One of only black characters on Star Wars. Gambles too much with Han Solo. Was forced to have Darth Vader take his beloved Cloud City. He is not as smart as the other African American character, Mace Windu.
Luke:"Haven't I heard of your race before? You aren't a desent from Afro Jedi Mace Windu are you?"

Lando: "I?"

Han Solo:"Luke shut up your ruining the episode!"
Lando Calrissian by phantom5 June 1, 2005
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When your discriminatory against those who are vehicle-less and want to get their fast food fix
That taco bell chick is such a carist. She wouldnt sell me amy tacos because I cant afford a car
Carist by liquidjesus1 October 13, 2018
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Similar to fascism. The Leader will always be me: Cameron.
The Camis are coming! Everyone run!
Camism by Cameron February 5, 2005

camis pregnant Joke 

Mix of an inside joke and a sick joke. A "Camis Pregnant Joke" is something unfortunate that happened to someone that everyone knows about, but certain people find it hilarious.

It originated from someone's girlfriend dumping them and then later getting knocked up while sleeping around.
"Sarah has AIDS, aahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahah" is a camis pregnant joke
camis pregnant Joke by Jacob November 29, 2004
A person who is super cool like so fabulously Asian and is obviously good at maths because she is Asian.
She's so smart she must be a carisse.
carisse by Quantitative result November 7, 2013

calistarian 

A weed smoking, girl playing, evil rich boy who occassionally gets humble.
Danny is such a calistarian bastard
calistarian by m2X June 3, 2005
More then often a very clumsy girl that is typically in skinny love most of the time. A nature loving person, even though nature hates her.
Carissa: Did you see that girl at school today? Totally a Carissa.
Carissa by Gevin April 10, 2013