Carver Ranches (The Ranches) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Known as the mecca of broward county. Mostly known for it’s goombay type culture and amazing talent but don’t be fooled, its the home of one on one combat Also known as (fades) and for it’s one of a kind Lingo where everybody call each other church names (Example : “Deacon john”) and also stretches the vowels. Ran by Goon squad, dreamteam, ctg, goc, tog etc Also known for the famous song “carver ranches get down”
Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh
Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man
Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh
Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man
Carver Ranches (The Ranches) : A small neighborhood located in Broward County, Florida just outside of the Miami area. Known as the mecca of broward county. Mostly known for it’s goombay type culture and amazing talent but don’t be fooled, its the home of one on one combat Also known as (fades) and for it’s one of a kind Lingo where everybody call each other church names (Example : “Deacon john”) and also stretches the vowels. Ran by Goon squad, dreamteam, ctg, goc, tog etc Also known for the famous song “carver ranches get down”
Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh
Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man
Homie see you on the block: 🗣 pastoooor josssh
Ranches nigga: whats gooood deacon man man
by Ranches kidd April 27, 2021
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Person 1: “What do you call a washing machine?”
Person 2: “I don’t know”
Person 1: “A nuke”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because in 1947 a group of scientists discovered if you put a nuke in your washing machine, it turns into a nuke as the inside is constantly rotating.”
Person 2: “Carter Joke”
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Person 2: “Why?”
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Person 2: “Carter Joke”
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Example 1:
Carter Bentley - "I'm so fit, I've got like 26 birds that wanna shag!"
Example 2:
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Example 2:
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Person 1: Awwww!
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Bestie: Heyyyy gurl who's your crush
Me: well I have lots of them well there's...... and ....... but carter Johnson.....😍
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