dick clapper

smashing parts with another male but in a totally no homo type way

"wanna catch this dick clapper"
"yeah cause its no homo"

by supercutesuperstylish August 29, 2017

Clapper

Oh, the clapper. It is an act in which a dude stands naked and humps the air with such force that his junk smacks off of his his taint and then pelvis. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.

The man said: Yeah. So when i got out of the shower i realized it was the most opportune moment to do the clapper.

by westvirgina July 6, 2009

English Clapper

The act During Sexual Oral contact with your signifigant other/ paid mistress while in the midst of your oral confrontation you repetitavely smack/clap your testicles of your womans chin. If done right. this could cause the female to feel extremely aroused in her genital area. If necessary, the english clapper can be performed on the womans neck, providing equal stimulation as the chin would.

Johnny: hey bro so you went out with Lucy last night?

Luke: yea man she totally sucked my dick!

Johnny: oh sick did you give her the old english clapper?

Luke: Damn right i did! after the neck i moved down to her chin, she totally loved it!!!!

by wgjwfolife May 8, 2010

Ass Chapper

Is essentially someone who is annoying and naggy. These are the people who take the fun out of things or are people who ask a lot of someone else. Most commonly a seen in married women.

Example One: I woke up this morning and my wife had a huge list of shit from me to do! She is a total ass chapper!

Example Two:

Patty: Jason, take out the garbage, paint the fence, do the dishes and then fold the towels
Jason: You're totally chappin my ass right now!

by La-la-lucas July 21, 2009

clapper

a shit that is so solid and that moved through the pipes so quickly that it's exit generated a clapping of your but cheeks as they slap back into place.

Man i'm on this cleanse and I just perpetrated a major clapper, I'd steer clear of the bathroom for a hot minute.

by tripod.mcgee January 15, 2011

ass clapper

stupid white girl; especially skanks and hoes that like to take it up the butt, as they do they clap and scream for joy they also have jiggly arms and thighs that are also used to clap fuck.

Yo man your girlfriend is an ass clapper.... last night the people next door thought we were having a party because of all the clapping

by assmaniac July 26, 2010

Clapper

When a women's vag is so loose it claps when she walks.

"Sick did you hear that clapper!!"

by Swampdonkey59 October 30, 2009