capital offense

1. Literally, a crime punishable by death.

2. Exaggerated description of the seriousness of an act, or someone's reaction to it.

You'd think I committed a capital offense when I forgot to call.

by Downstrike September 26, 2004

Capitulate

To insincerely concede in a pointless argument, in spite of a perfectly valid counterpoint or factual assertion

After hours of disputing her account of what she'd said & when, he finally just decided to capitulate, as it was clear the actual events had no bearing on her side of the story.

by T.L.Slackmaster June 18, 2018

Accounts Capital

the Accounts capital is the account of which autistic people refer to as their bank account for their imaginary business, this is commonly used when autistic people try to brag about their income, you can often hear this word being used by upcoming douche tubers and people who play weeb rhythm games e.g. love live school idol festival.

yo man I be making bulk cash on my Accounts Capital.
What is up guys its ya boy pussyslayerxxx here and im back again to sell merch and make that accounts capital booooys

by MR_POPO_NUT September 13, 2018

Bathroom Capitalism

The act of selling products out of the school bathroom. It can range from one kid selling a single item to organized competetive markets of products. Usually the items sold are things the school doesn't allow.

Mike: I heard Caleb made two hundred dollars selling nicotine gum ten dollars a piece in the bathroom.

Joe: Bathroom capitalism at it's finest. Someone should start a competitive sale!

by BruhMoment1738 November 14, 2019

laissez faire Capitalism

laissez faire Capitalism means buyer gets a tail-light warranty

Even modernCapitalists should be against laissez faire Capitalism

by @thedocwho2 May 12, 2019

Capital "V" neck

When someone is wearing an obviously larger V neck t-shirt. Something that looks like a poncho, but not one because of that fact that it is slightly smaller than one. The name "Capital" comes from the fact that the "V" in the shirt looks awfully large to someone their size. Not very attractive, can also be as ugly as junners or skeans.

person 1: "hey look.."

person 2: "what?"

person 1: "that guys rockin a Capital "V" neck"

person 2: "Dayummmm, that's hot!!" *sarcasim*

by someonenotrockinskeans May 9, 2011

Screwed with a capital F

Fucked.

Person: "Ahh I have a twenty page essay due tomorrow and I didn't even start yet!"
Other person: "Dude you are screwed with a capital F."

by Smash360 April 14, 2010