Cane

Holy fucking shit this guy has the smallest shlong known to man, this guy is so tall he can reach the top shelf in the grocery store. Unfortunately Canes cannot fit through tunnels because of their pare shaped bodys. The only thing a Cane can do well is math.

Dam that's a thicc ass cane, oh wait nvm that's his hips.

by Part of the boys August 20, 2020

cane cook

SUPER COOL GUY AND HAS SO MUCH FRIENDS

cane cook is so cool

by CANEzz November 3, 2017

Candy cane shank

You will get gangrene if you get stuck in the neck with one.

CO- Check under his rack, somebody gave me information that he had a candy cane shank in his cell.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Candy Cane Cuck

Someone who loves Christmas a bit too much

She is such a Candy Cane Cuck, she has her Christmas decorations out in NOVEMBER.

by CinnaFox October 18, 2021

Candy cane

Yummy delicious peppermint candy , great for sucking on

Damn this candy cane is a great practice for my girlfriend

by urmomsidechick January 6, 2022

dio cane

literally in english “god dog” best blasfemy ever

“dio cane hai rotto il cazzo”

by ildioporcazz April 17, 2022

Candy cane kiss

A candy cane kiss is when a female is on her menstruating cycle and a man gets a mouthful of her blood and the women gets a mouthful of his cum then they makeout and mix it together

Friend 1: Bro I just had a candy cane kiss with my hoe
Friend 2: Ew u dirty nigger what the fuck

by naonmi November 12, 2023