Calleyhandra

A macabre request that involes a set of distrubing tasks.

I want you to drug me. Make go into a daze or a comotose like state, by the use of a date rape drug in my fruit punch, or dr. pepper. Whatever i may be drinking. Then i want you to carry me off to a gully. Take off all my clothing, and throw me in. Then fuck me. Fuck me hard and long and dirty and nasty and sweaty and salty and spicy and other adjectives. Then pick me up, put me in your car, and drive me to the woods. Tie me to a pine tree, or maybe a dogwood (naked still of course). Make me feel the coarse bark against my naked glistening body. Then shit on me. Following the "shiting," put on a glove and shove a pine cone up my ass. Then attempt to beat me with a branch covered in poison oak across my naked body. After you've accomplished all of this, tie a meat, a link sausage or a ham, to my gentials and leave me for the coyotes to devour.

by Luther December 5, 2004

bug (also called "bed bug")

a weirdo or crazy person; one who is certifiable or nuts; a lunatic.

Ya have to admit it...the guy's a fuckin' bug!

by weave March 24, 2003

callee

A shortened term for "stall call", which is a phone call made from a bathroom.
see stall call

Jose: Jorge, are you in there?
Jorge: Be right there! I'm making a quick Callee!
Jose: MAKE IT SNAPPY

by Assswadder May 31, 2007

Private Caller

The act of inserting a cell phone (set to vibrate) into your woman's vagina then calling the phone as many times as desired.

"Yo, Brad, I pulled a private caller last night with yo bitch"
"Damn, man, I was wonderin' where my phone went... and why my girl was screaming with pleasure."

by Nicolas Cage, Time Traveler October 2, 2011

calletera

Spanish slang for hoodrat

Ceremos un bueno calletera

by No Better Juan November 2, 2020

Star Caller

When a girl is giving you head and bits down on dick so hard you see stars.

Bro1: Bro,I think my girlfriend found out I was cheating on her.
Bro2: How do you know?
Bro1: when she was blowing me last night see gave me a star caller.
Bro2: ouch, bro

by Jimmy Doyle November 20, 2010

So called husband

Girl have stranger guys to whom she did all the things through Internet or phone, like voice sex satisfaction. Virtual sex over video. Like a real husband do to their wife. She's feel so comfortable and full satisfaction without any string attached. Even she can easily leave without any hesitation in future.

Now a days girl having lots of so called husband.

She has so called husband.

by VDS August 4, 2016