fuck burrito

Sticking your dick in a burrito, then proceeding to try and mate with the Mexican food.

Hey John! Have you had a fuck burrito yet?

by Thatmanguy69 March 8, 2017

Cum Burrito

When you mistakenly, yet wholeheartedly wrap yourself up in a spanket.

Kellie was so shit faced that she lovingly wrapped herself up in the spanket, thus making a cum burrito.

by tonowoo August 29, 2014

burrito slapped

the act of slapping someone across the face with a burrito. meat tends to fly across the room.

SLAP!
Guy #1: What the hell was that?
Guy #2: You just got burrito slapped bitch!

by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

Dirty Burrito

Putting your penis into an anus then pulling it out and putting it into someones mouth.

I gave her a mouth full of Dirty Burrito and she said it was better than Taco Bell!

by the dirty pirate hooker June 29, 2011

Burrito roulette

that moment when your not sure which end of the burrito to bite into. one side is full of tomatoes and cilantro the other delicious meat, rice, guacomole, and sour cream

shit i just lost burrito roulette i hate when this happens

by mtb44 August 29, 2010

Burrito Shark

A fugly white guy/girl usually trashy that exclusivly goes for the mexican minority group.

Damn you see burrito shark? she was all over dat fence hopper.

by FiveFingertwinkies February 4, 2010

Burrito muncher

A Mexican person

I saw that burrito muncher working very hard in my neighbors yard

by Tyrones definitions May 31, 2023