Trojan Buffalo

The act of ripping a dollar bill instead of opening a condom, while hovering over the night stand before sex. Intended to fool a female into thinking you'll be wearing protection during intercourse.

"She's usually pretty responsible, but she fell for the Trojan Buffalo, and now she's 6 months pregnant."

by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011

buffalo skills

Having skills in equal proportion to that of a buffalo.

Comment: Wow, that back flip took buffalo skills, yo.
Response: Word.

by blu3ad3pt1 April 26, 2004

Buffalo Thunder

Noun: male frontal flowing flatulence while sitting, thus resulting in the jostling of the male members, ie.. "buffalo", leading to the rumble of the "thunder".

Eating a hearty Mexican meal the night before, combined with the tight fitting jeans of today's roadtrip, Steve could not help but release the Buffalo Thunder wrath on every person riding with him in the car.

by db6 July 2, 2010

buffalo lust

when you want to go somewhere really badly

i have some serious buffalo lust for miami

by detentionsrus January 28, 2021

Buffalo Internet

A gentleman's libation, served over ice and consumed directly after waking to ensure adequate intoxication prior to business meetings. Frequently responsible for camera failure, network outage, heavy slurring and other complications to conducting business over video meetings.

"Jeff must have tossed back a few buffalo internets and knocked over his laptop again - let's call this meeting and try again tomorrow."

by Xyxgy July 27, 2022

buffalo bone

v.
to have sexual intercourse with a female in such a way as to make use of all of her parts, analogous to how the Native Americans made use of all the parts of a buffalo after a kill.

"I buffalo boned that bitch."

by Burt Bannon April 12, 2005

Roller Buffalo

When celebrity stuntman Johnny Knoxville is in a bull pen, to the backing music of "You Can't Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd" by Roger Miller. He dances to this for some time, then gets taken out by a herd of angry buffalo.

On Jackass 3D:

"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Roller Buffalo!"
*You can't roller skate in a buffalo herd.....*

by HandFlapper403 April 26, 2011