BILF

Bear I'd Like To Fuck

As in, "I just shot a BILF..."

by Dean The BILF Machine July 7, 2006

Briley

A Briley is a aggressive and unpredictable creature. Briley is protected ALWAYS by black under armour, blue jeans, and lace-up boots. The briley has, sort of, studied martial arts by watching 1000's hours of anime and now has the power to replicate any move. The Briley's weapon of choice is either a sword or an air-soft pistol. Besides aggression, Briley is a computer genious and has investigated computer science since the dawn of computers. Since then, the Briley has found gaming interesting and has proceeded to become uber 1337. The Briley has no real love life, but covets the signifigant others of any person around the creature. With no love life comes no social life. Even though the Briley is interested in higher learning, the equivilant of college by normal human standards, the creature still only befriends high school students. The Birley participates in the ritualistic DnD games with his aforementioned high school friends. In short, the Briley is a creature of wonder, mystery, aggression, loneliness, and the creature often believes that its race is a B.A.M.F.. The term "Briley," actually originated from the family of archiologists and zoologists that discovered the creature still roaming around.

You are so smart and stupid at the same time, so therefore you are a Briley.

by Marc A. August 29, 2006

bilf

Bartender I'd like to fuck!

Not only can she pour a good,she's a hottest bilf I've seen at this bar.

by CROWN PAUL April 7, 2008

BILF

Acronym: "Beast I'd Like (to) Fuck"

A beast, whether tame, wild or mythical, that a human individual sees as attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just because they're non-human doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.

That ewe on her own in the corner is a right BILF.

Last night was awesome - I met up with a whole load of likeminded individuals and we whiled away hours comparing BILF conquests.

A BILF hunter aids others in their quest for top-notch BILF usually cataloguing possible BILFs on their internet site.

by The one and only BILFhunter July 28, 2008

mens bikini briefs

The underwear of men who like to feel like a woman. Aka "panties"

Dude, those mens bikini briefs look like panties

by gogetta1983 March 15, 2011

Brilfriend

Friend of the amazing twitch streamer Brildain. twitch.tv/brildain
This title isn't given out to just anyone. Only the super amazing and special people in her life can call themselves Brilfriends.

Can I be your Brilfriend?

by LostScholar November 29, 2019

briliating

If you have a feeling of having to show everyone that you know something about something.

-Guy 1 says to guy 2- Look at this, i cant seem to figure out how this program is suppose to work
-Some other guy comes along- Dont worry guys! I'll handle this!! You JUST have to do like THIS!! Hehe
-Guy 1 says to guy 2 as "some other guy" leaves- He's just briliating.

by Q9R42 April 3, 2009