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Mississippi Levee Break

When a woman is on her period and a man decides to have anal sex with her not realizing that she also has explosive diarrhea at the same time. The woman wants to please her man and thinks that his penis will act as a levee and hold the shit in, but she doesn't realize that the added pressure from his ejaculate will cause the diarrhea to forcefully explode all over when he pulls out. The resulting cum, blood, and shit mixture takes days to clean up.
I was having a great time giving it to Beatrice in the ass, but all of a sudden she had a Mississippi Levee break when I pulled out and shit got all over the place. Since I already came, I just wiped my dick on her pillow and went home. It was a good thing we had flood insurance .
by Ed Rooney Jr September 6, 2016
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back breaker

A man who is good in bed. One who likes to have hard long sex.
by Anonymous August 27, 2003
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break my foot off in your ass

What you say if the ass kicking someone's about to get is liable to be particularly bad. (Synonymous with tear you a new one or tear you a new asshole.)
Why don't you get lost before I break my foot off in your ass.
by Faiella December 7, 2007
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the break of dawn

At the crack of dawn or at the break of dawn, it means very early in the morning; when the sun first rises.
by vectoria August 13, 2014
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break up

The most probable outcome after your girlfriend finds you playing hide the sausage with her sister.
by Swampy August 22, 2003
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porn break

The five minutes you take every hour or so when working on the computer to watch porn videos or pics.
Boy, I've been writing this report for almost an hour.... I need my porn break.
by pishimisak February 7, 2010
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Brewin' Breakfast

This is a partnered maneuver that requires at least one male participant. You begin by having a partner move their bowels onto the head of a penis. Upon relieving oneself on the head, he/she places a cup directly underneath the penis. The fecal matter covered penis ejaculates immediately after the cup is placed underneath it. The cup is used to gracefully catch the fecal matter and semen and the "brew" is thus served with breakfast.
Boy: So yesterday, me and Lydia were Brewin' Breakfast and I missed the cup!

Friend: Aw shucks!
by 902boyz September 12, 2010
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