boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010

kill me now this is boring

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?

school sucks major ass, kill me now this is boring.

by 4player May 27, 2008

Dimmu Borgir

Possibly the worst band in the history of music, and I use the term "band" loosely here, because its not so much a band as it is a bunch of dirty dumbasses screeching about TORMENTING A CHRISTIAN SOUL while chaining eachother up with leashes and fucking eachother in the asshole. Their music is horrible and is mainly there just because you have to play music to be a band, their main priority is worshipping "Satan" and creating a bunch of worthless Demon Butt acolytes that wear black and think its cool to set fire to goats. Definetley a no-listener.

"Holy shit? What is this noise, a baby being beaten with a jackal?"

"No way man! This is my new Dimmu Borgir CD!! PURITANICAL EUPHORIC MISANTHROPIA!"

"I hate you!" *punch*

by Kevin the almighty March 24, 2005

Boricua

Sexy, good-looking , sassy the

"I'm not yelling just simply talking if you got a problem you can leave" type

As good as they come

From Puerto Rico

Boricua inside and out

by Boricua@heart February 17, 2017

Dimmu Borgir

A shitty black metal band fron Norway. After hearing them, I wanted to repeatedly shoot myself in the face, just after gouging my eyes out and eating a tin can. There was no way they deserved a spot at Ozzfest 2004, but somehow they got there. They have one of the worst screamers I have ever heard. They blew dick at Ozzfest, and now I have no respect for black metal.

Me: After just hearing Dimmu Borgir, I want to go vomit. I'm going to the bathroom.

by GI Jew November 19, 2004

Boria

(n.) A want-to be pimp and player. He get even get play from his mamma.

There is a boria being turned down by another girl.

by craig March 30, 2003

Borgis

Small, annoying, ginger sailor boy

Rears to the wall lads, Borgis is coming

by The Insane One November 12, 2003