blunked

1. When one eye is more open then the other, lazy eye

2. A style of Modern Music,

1. That guy has one eye open and one eye shut, he looks blunked.

2. Chunky Phat Break Hop House

by Mr. Origarto October 1, 2006

blankets

POT! "Blanket" is a codeword you use when you want to talk about weed in a public place or in front of parents or whatever. Multiply the number of blankets by ten to get their monetary value. If someone isn't getting it, try "green blankets."

1. "Dude, I'm cold, let's go get warm with some blankets."

2. "Oh man I have 8 blankets in the back of my car, we are having FUN tonight."

3. "Hey I think I left a couple blankets in your car, have you seen them?"

by Burner aka Klitz July 20, 2008

Blunkett

"Blunkett" (or "blunketts") is an alternative slang word for the poker term "blind" (or "blinds"). This relatively new term is being used more and more, primarily in informal poker tournaments held in pub and casino poker rooms throughout the UK, and is one of the fastest spreading terms doing the rounds at the moment. The phrase is rumoured to have originated in one of the local poker halls in Swindon but has spread as far afield as Bristol Casino and Reading.

If you are left of the button then you are the "Small Blunkett" and the person to the left of him/her is the "Big Blunkett"

by Daryl Vino Rhino May 25, 2009

twat blanket

1. a blanket for twats 2. someone or thing characterized by the senselessness of a blanket for twats 3. a maxipad

Learn to spell properly, shorthand makes you look like an awkward, illiterate twat blanket.

by bobdobbins January 15, 2009

pig in a blanket

When a guy sticks his up between a girl's, or a fat guy's boobs

Last night when my pants fell down, I shit my pants. Pig in a blanket...

by Nick757 February 14, 2006

Blanket Ripper

An extremely loud, explosive fart in bed, which threatens to tear the blankets apart.

Bloody hell Ernest, I thought I'd never get to sleep last night. The wife kept doing these vile blanket rippers. I was scared that she'd either rip the blankets apart and we'd freeze to death, or the stinking fart miasma would gas us both.

by sbjkd January 25, 2009

Blanket permission

Given by someone who is definitely flirting with you. Offering you allowance to do whatever you want with the person.

Him: oh wow I shouldn't have touched your thigh like that.
Her: I suppose, but you have blanket permission for...whatever.

Him: oh wow, yummy.

by LoveMonster November 8, 2021