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Blogger brain

When one's brain has turned to a mass of useless matter, e.g., a loser or retard due to spending too much time blogging and not enough time in the "real" world.
Early signs of "blogger brain" include: feelings of guilt for missing a post, signing in every hour to check for new comments, and forgetting your children's names...
It's useless doctor. I've tried reaching her, but it's as though she's in another dimension. It's as though she is suffering from "blogger brain."

Forget him...he's zoned out with a case of "blogger brain."
by redraider70 January 23, 2010
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Bloggestion

1)Something suggested in a blog coming true or seeming clearer after being read. (Similar to the way powers of suggestion "cure" afflictions or how having one person describe the "picture" they see in a cloud formation can cause someone else to see the same "picture").

2)A person (or persons) actually understanding (or "digesting") the theme or meaning of a blog.
"The mere bloggestion of what can happen if I didn't stop overeating made me change my lifestyle forever."

"It usually takes me a few minutes to bloggest what I read but if I read the blog again I can gain total bloggestion."
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Blidger

The remote thing you use to change TV chanels. Or, any handheld device for doing stuff
Hoy, change the chanel to something worth watching!

Do it yourself..........

OK, where's the blidger? oh, you're sat on it

or,

OK my turn at WiiFit, pass me the blidger.
by SPUD1234 January 12, 2011
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bloggerama

e.g. bloggerama is awesome
by bloggerama October 24, 2011
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Bledged

Bledged is a descriptive word that one uses when they are totally dissatisfied with something.
That movie was bledged!
by Chez_Marto June 7, 2018
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Bodge

A massive pair of balls that r big enough to knock someone out most people with bodges use them to hit people round the face with they are extremely sexy
“WOW MARCY DO U SEE THTA MASSIVE BODGE”
“They ain’t special I have bigger
by Big bodge barry November 5, 2019
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Christmas letter blogger

A blogger whose blog exists only to brag about the wonderfully perfect parts of their life that they allow the world to see. A braggart, a bore, a major bs artist.
After my son flushed a stuffed toy down the toilet, I wasn't in the mood for that Christmas letter blogger's tales of her perfect life with her perfect children in her perfect house.
by cathymccaughan April 11, 2008
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