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Bathroom Blather

When a person insists on having a long, drawn out, pointless conversation on their cell phone when going to the bathroom, especially if it is a public bathroom.
"Dude, is there another bathroom here?"
"No, why?"
"There's some asshole in there talking on his cell phone and I just couldn't take a leak."
"Bathroom blather is so fucking rude."

When I heard I toilet flush I knew that this conversation was just bathroom blather.
by Brett Burkhardt May 12, 2008
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Bloatfish

a fat fish that lives deep in the bowels of an obese guy and hibernates to create a bigger version of himself to create a bloated person that can wade around the streets of New York
by Uncle Bert February 12, 2004
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I was walking to the supermarket to get some Nutella until somebody bleated me.
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When someone is acting like an air head.
WTF man you are just bloated.

That girl is bloated, everything she say is stupid.
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James's girlfriend Lauren is an 18-year old BLAT.
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bloatmeal

Combining the cereal (oatmeal) and the way it makes you feel (full and bloated).
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Bloats

Wow, this bar really bloats
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