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David Blaine'd

To lose out on a passionate night of strange to a magician/illusionist. Or just losing out in life to said magician/illusionist. Abbreviated version of Blaine'd works as well.
Getting David Blaine'd makes for one of the best true stories ever. Steven David passed out on the couch in NYC. His new friend wasn't having it so she dialed up a vanishing act, next thing you know she was whisked away by a popular magician! Before any bystanders could even blink, it was realized that Steven David got David Blaine'd! also; Steve Dave got Blaine'd! SDBD
by Apt. 904 January 16, 2009
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Blazing Saddle Bag

While the male partner engages in intercourse doggy style with the female partner, the male partner's scrotum, covered in icy-hot pain reliever, smacks the vagina of the female partner repeatedly, causing a "blazing sensation"
"With the sudden change in temperatures, Sara had a screaming orgasm when she was hit up with the blazing saddle bag"
by P Town May 1, 2006
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Blazing

Shooting with bulk arrogance outside the box in Fifa well knowing the chance of success is slim
Shooting from at least 30 yrds out with more than 4 defenders in front of you, and casillas in goals, that is Blazing
by worduppp November 30, 2011
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Blevins

An expletive. It can be used in the place of "fuck", "damn", or "shit" when used in an exclamatory manner. Also, "Blevins" can be used in the phrase "FML" or "F my life", as "BML" or "Blevins my life", respectively.
Oh, Blevins!
Blevins!
Mother Blevins!
Blevins my life.
BML.
by crashitup June 22, 2009
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blazin squad

Apart from the fact they are all pretty boys in make up who love the c.ock there are several real reasons why they suck so much:

All of their best selling songs are stolen; everyone knows that Crossroads was originally a Bone Thugs n Harmony tune dedicated to Easy E (real rappers) but Revolution was originally a T-Rex tune, The melody on Stop is stolen from an old Commodore's track and Here 4 Open rips BOTH the piano melody and the RnB lyrics from other songs.

They only made one tune by themselves (Standard Flow when they were 15) Then they were snapped up fast by a record company looking for a 'baby So Solid Crew'. Standard Flow got some play on Radio 1 and made it into the 'Garage' Charts, most people from the underground garage scene hated it, a lot.

Most of the tracks on the album WERE written for them. The songs they wrote entirely by themselves were All about the Music, Standard Flow, Reminisce and Riders.

Lyric from Reminisce: 'Made love? I never done anything of the sort, its such a shame how we cant, we're underage' - Ha ha ha ha ha hah f**king virgins

They never struggled as artists - demo for Standard Flow was made in ten minutes after school as a kinda joke. They are an insult to all hard working real musicians trying to make it out there.

They pretend to be rappers? They get dressed up and sing pop tunes - They came from Highams Park in Chingford, North London - beautiful cottages and countryside, these boys were very well off to start with and have never even seen the street.

Between them they achieved 66 GCSEs, an average of about 7 each. I know IT technicians who got less GCSEs than that. Tom got 4 As and 4 Bs. These kids are geeks.

Their pop music is a lame attempt to cash in on the urban music fad that has engulfed the toe rags and teenie boppers everywhere. I mean for f**k sake have you seen the choreographed dance routines? These littles boys will never be Hip Hop.
I don't have a problem with any little girls who like Blazin Squad as a pop boy band (whatever floats your boat yunno) but that is all they are; a fake phoney record company lackey pop boy band.
by Inept February 23, 2004
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David Blaine

A sexual maneuver that when performed correctly can side step the social awkwardness that may ensue a random blowjob, when found in the female’s environment and near climax withdraw and ejaculate into her eyes, while she rubs at her eyes in order to see, use this moment to make for the door, be sure to turn on the light and let out a CHEEEESEEE ITS! For entertainment value. When she is able to see in 5-10 minutes (sight loss is rarely permanent) she will be in alone and disoriented but not expecting a phone call. This was found on cave writings of the Incas but the original name was lost in translation, David Blaine was the first in successfully performing this lost art form in modern times.
Synonyms: DB-ing
Antonyms: Cuddling
Buddy One: So how did you leave it with Kim last night? I heard she is clingy.
Buddy Two: No we're cool she gave me a blowjob and I David Blained it out of there before her romates came back.
by Blaine Hero December 18, 2007
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blazin

Gurl dat song is blazin!!!!!!!!!!
by Sana May 13, 2005
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