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schmegma blaster

The act of removing dick cheese with one's finger and slinging it into one's eyes.
My girlfriends cooze gushed upon recieving my schmegma blaster.
by Bob February 13, 2004
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battery operated boyfriend (bob)

A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don't have a steady male companion and/or when he can't get you off.
Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).
by Roseread April 12, 2016
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blaster repeating rifle

A weapon used in the great George Lucas Motion Pictures commonly known as Star Wars.

The weapon uses ion cartridges found in the outer mining planets in the ionic galaxies. Wookies first discovered the ions as a propellent to keep bugs off of their fur. Until the wookies learned the ion compound combusted when under high pressure. 50 wookies died from this sad but neccessary understanding of the ions now used in blaster rifles.

When word of this tragic incident reached the republic they quickily mass produced this for use in guns that would fire a concentrated beam of energy that would realign organic material effectively splitting apart the internal make up of the atoms. Or, in a shorter sense killing the person and hurting them very bad while doing so.
A person was shot by a blaster repeating rifle which exposed a gaping hole in his chest.
by jzimo August 10, 2005
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Batter Butt

One who's ass is full of Cellulite. There for making the ass look like a giant bowl of lumpy batter.
Dude, look at that chicks ass.

Oh my god, its a batter butt!
by Bween February 20, 2007
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battered cod

battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty
did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.
by monkey mangaler October 19, 2009
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Blasterd

Being so drunk that you are a combination a of both blasted and plastered.
Zach and Evan got so blasterd that they were on the roof at 2am singing Mexican fiesta music, and neither of the speak Spanish.
by Swag daddyyolo April 9, 2013
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Batter Batter Batter

To emphasise how much you are going to batter/hurt someone or something
I’m going to batter batter batter you
by Yourmadreini August 13, 2019
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