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a bigger fish

(n.) something that always exists.
person 1 : It says that the biggest fish in the ocean is the Rhincodon typus
person 2 : That's impossible. There's always a bigger fish
by Rogue Archaeologist August 19, 2020
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High Buggery Reek

When something, usually a cat "Reeks to high Buggery"

What type of cat is that? ...

Oh it's a High Buggery Reek

Think...Smelly Cat

The thing is with a high buggery reek ... The lights are often not all on upstairs, you can tell by their vacant expression.

Probably a deformity caused by inhaling the gas like substance that is in their mouths.

You find a daily neck stretch releases the gases and omits them for a time.

Often owned by posh people who say in a plummy voice

"It's a high Buggery Reek! Let's give you a good neck stretching dear sir"
The High Buggery Reek needs a very specific type of handling
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Douch-baggery

I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.
Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery
by anonymous September 19, 2022
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Shit baggery

When someone does everything in their power to put someone else down and ruin anything they have going for them. Also being manipulative and dishonest with total disregard for anyone else and absolutely zero remorse.
Lenny: “Hey Jim, did you hear what Kyle did last Tuesday?”
Jim: “No… what’s that?”
Lenny: “He anally raped Dick’s mother while pouring sugar in his gas tank.”
Jim: “Wow! That’s some serious shit baggery right there!” How does a guy like that live with himself?”
Lenny: “Well, it’s simple really. He’s a total shit bag. He doesn’t give a fuck about how anything he does affects anyone. The guy’s a fucking psychopath.”
by anonymous May 25, 2023
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Shit baggery

When someone does everything in their power to put someone else down and ruin anything they have going for them. Also being manipulative and dishonest with total disregard for anyone else and absolutely zero remorse.
Lenny: “Hey Jim, did you hear what Kyle did last Tuesday?”
Jim: “No… what’s that?”
Lenny: “He anally raped Dick’s mother while pouring sugar in his gas tank.”
Jim: “Wow! That’s some serious shit baggery right there!” How does a guy like that live with himself?”
Lenny: “Well, it’s simple really. He’s a total shit bag. He doesn’t give a fuck about how anything he does affects anyone. The guy’s a fucking psychopath.”
by anonymous May 25, 2023
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ear buggery

When you put cotton buds into your ears and it stimulates your pleasure zone.
I am gonna get my ear buggery kit and have a private moment.
by Mojazzer November 7, 2023
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Eyes bigger than my asshole

Similar to ordering too much food at a restaurant, “eyes bigger than my asshole” means when you’re horny and you think you can take a dick up your ass that’s larger than you can comfortably or safely handle.

This can also be used in reference to dildos and other anal toys
I was looking for dildos the other day and bought a 3 inch thick rubber dong, I can’t even get the tip in. Guess I had eyes bigger than my asshole, that’s what I get for shopping horny.
by Sleepyyykty July 5, 2024
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