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Friends with Benefits!

Two (or more) people who want to hang as friends, yet don't want to settle for exclusive claims on the other. We help, talk and are real, actually great friends. "Relationships" dampen that carefree spontanaity, because possessiveness and jealousy stifles the soul.

I help my FWB score if she sees something that she fancies, and vice versa! No shame in a 3some as long as #3 understands the possessiveness boundaries.
We occasionally even do the midnight bootycall to each other if she or I need to get our jollies taken care of with no delay! being both highly sexed individuals and not nearly enough time to wine and dine for as piece of ass. As friends, no jealousy on either end. This friendship is unique, we both understand that.
If you find it, you'll never lose your best friend. Things evolve. If you stop balling for whatever reason, you still have a dear, lifelong real friendship, someone who understands you best. And will occasionally offer you a quick O if you look like you could really use the release.
Your flex schedule is screwing up your sex life too, Marianne? I get so horny that the crack of dawn isn't safe. Maybe with some schedule coordination, we could make that "friends with benefits!" thing work out for the both of us
by nextel1000 September 30, 2019
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(To give the) benefit of the doubt

to allow another to disadvantage oneself to varying degrees; causing or contributing to unwellness for an undetermined amount of time, and/or death
(To give the) benefit of the doubt ...

She gave him the benefit of the doubt and wound up thousands of dollars in debt as a result.

He asked for the benefit of the doubt and continued to be dishonest, causing further distress, inconvenience and loss.

She was advised to take into account past and current behaviors as an indication of future behaviors and outcomes - to take into account her doubts based on experience and/or a gut feeling - as opposed to giving the benefit of the doubt, perhaps blindly, based on nothing at all besides at the request of another, likely a person that stands to benefit should she ignore said doubt.
by firsttimingit August 1, 2018
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Cousins with benefits

“You and Justin Bieber are cousins with benefits
“You and Justin Bieber aren’t friends with benefits you are cousins with benefits
by Hellobros May 19, 2020
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friends with benefits

Friends with Benefits is a PC term for SLUT and/or Whore. This type of adultry falls into the same catagory. Call it what you want, but to have a friend with benefits just makes a whore out of you. Save yourself for marriage.
Friends with Benefits means slut or whore.
by Doug Hightower April 8, 2006
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Friends with Benefits is a term that can describe most anything. However, usually, when one talks about this phrase they are speaking of "a person with assets who can help the less fortunate person out" who is in need of money, property, a good meal, a favor, etc. This means that the friend in question likes to pay for things and in exchange, you put out for a little while. It can be a long term or a short term proposition. And, friend with benfits does not always mean putting out for sex in exchange for money. You can be doing this for other favors to that person, like for a meal, a chance to see a play, a chance to help someone get from Point A to Point B, etc. etc.
As an example, if I run an ad on Craigs List about friends with benefits, maybe this means I am looking for a good time but I am also short on cash so I would appreciate meeting someone who understands the term and a person who likes meeting a person like myself or whomever. So, in exchange for my spending a little or a lot of time with you or a group of people, it is "expected" that you are going to hand over some cash or buy me something that I need/want to satiate my needs/wants/desires. This is called 'friends with benefits' to put it lightly. I could run an ad in MFM or MFW or both looking for a person who has money on Craigslist or anywhere I wish to that is discreet, usually, lots and lots of it money they don't mind burning through to give money to me, the charity in question. This is just one example of 'friends with benefits'. There are many others.
by Professor PMS October 14, 2009
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Benefits Day

A day in which you do little other than eat crisps (usually doritos), watch television (usually 'Dave') and masturbate; i.e. a day in which you live as though you were claiming benefits.
Alright mate, Wubu2?

Nothing much mate, just had a Benefits day!
by Errrrrr12 May 25, 2011
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Benefit of the Doubt

When you buy something on the gray market whose expense implies that it was stolen or illicitly acquired, but decide to not make that assumption
I just bought a $500 restaurant gift card to a fancy steakhouse for $20 in Bitcoin I made from Genesis Mining using promo code 032WbQ. The guy I bought it from was super creepy, and from Nigeria despite the fact that 100% of the steakhouses I can use the gift card at are in America. Oh well, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt!
by bitcoin potato August 24, 2017
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