Table-Bender

A way of describing a woman or man you would like to bend over a table and proceed to have sexual intercourse with.

Wow! She/he is a table-bender for sure!

by D8431 August 24, 2016

Jizz bender

Someone who can control the power of his nut juice and snipe anything with it e.g ashes head from r6 siege

I think something hit me in the back of the head

Yeah the jizz bender

by Fit kid mgee November 25, 2019

Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.

Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.

by BenderRegrets2015 December 11, 2015

dave bender

Name definition made up by combing the definitions of "dave"&"Bender"

Guy1:there is a homosexual male on my block who always has a bender Guy2:lol,he's a dave bender. a homosexual crackhead

by Random_name_definitions16 June 21, 2009

bender strays

finding all the different long hairs in your bed after you take some thots to pound town

1. bro i couldn't sleep last night because i had to keep pulling bender strays out of my mouth
2. thats what you get for running a train on those 4 thots ferda
3. so ferda

by roastinsnakesandfuckinrakes July 31, 2017

friender bender

Accidentally having sex with or making out with a friend without intending to.

Yeah, that girl is pretty cool. We accidentally had a friender bender a few months back.

by Mad Hedon December 25, 2009

gender bender

the embarrassing situation that arises from someone's innocently attributing the wrong gender to another person

I nearly got in a gender bender, but when I spotted the adam's apple I decided to stick to gender-neutral pronouns

by shamanticist May 01, 2015