Beechnut

While your friend (preferably a guy) is sleeping, aggressively swipe the warm, moist, pungent smelling area between your ball sack and your upper inner thigh with your index finger. Proceed to swipe that same index finger down your sleeping friend's philtrum (the vertical depression between the nose and upper lip). Similar to Vick's Vapo Rub, your friend will inhale this scent all night long.

Being too lazy to perform the Abe Lincoln and not wanting to risk being caught tea bagging Steve, Hayden gave him the less-intrusive, longer-lasting beechnut instead.

by Big Dork Socks March 24, 2010

beatham

someone who cannot control himself when in the presence of the female sex

'beatham, leave me alone!'

by burnley dave June 11, 2006

beesh

A sandy, and possibly rocky, area adjacent to a large body of water, oftentimes an ocean or great inland sea. Where the oceans meats the lands, if you will.

Oh gurrrrl, I can't wait furrr our trip to West Palm Beesh!

by Meadowlark Crestlager January 12, 2010

Loren Beech

Someone who's popular and genuinely looks like she's in her 20's

When I first saw Loren Beech, I thought she was 21 or something. Then, I found out she was 13.

by Delaneyab June 16, 2018

Beethers

Something that is really bad or ridiculously messed up. (This word is the opposite of coothers, meaning really cool or tight.)

Eugene: "Hey man, I can't play basketball. I sprained my ankle..."

Dhyan: "Aww thats hella beethers!" *walks away in shame*

by xbeatxassassinx August 27, 2009

Beethovens

noun, plural; slices of bread with meat gravy on them.

terry- hey, look at those slices of bread with meat gravy on them.
jerry- oh yeah, they're called beethovens my friend.

by stephen q September 6, 2009

Beethoven

When you jizz in a girl's ear and then make her play piano.

Adam: Last night I did a Beethoven on a girl.
Harry: How did she play?
Adam: Horrible, almost as bad as Beethoven.

by The Sexual Spartan August 18, 2009