bears

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.

I am going to make bears on your face.

by bmoc May 22, 2006

belarus

A place, but also a Walrus with a bell.

I am the eggman (woo),
they are the eggmen (woo),
I am the belarus,
Ding Ding, Da-Ding.

by jammybastard March 28, 2009

Murder bears

A collection of stuffed animals tied to street signs or telephone poles. Other items such as liquor bottles or flowers will accompany the bears. Common in Detroit, these memorials signify a tragedy occurred which is often a violent death.

Meet me on the corner of Gratiot and seven miles near the murder bears.

by Emily Street May 16, 2016

polar bears

polar bears commonly known as....uh...polar bears first lived in the north pole and then floated down to antarctica on an iceberg and lived in harmony with the penguins.

Polar Bears Live With Penguins Until provoked, then they attack them.

by trogdor_the_burninator_now October 31, 2007

Care Bears

Someone raised by the Noids, a cult dedicated to raising children with adult bears. Inspired by the insipid 1980's cartoon, "The Care Bears", the cult thrives on the concept of returning man to nature with kindness and good will towards all. Children are taught to speak, but must learn to either survive or die at the hands of their Bear brethren. Few children survive, but those who do are often pillars in their community, combining their natural sense of survival with an animal like zeal for adventure, food and sex.

Gay Man: Oh, that George W is fabulous! He's such an alfa male

Gay man 2: Of course he is! He's Care Bears, hun.

by Judicus September 30, 2005

Bearosity

To have a beastly nature about one's self, e.g. the ferociousness of a bear; also having a very rugged and beastly appearance

The scary inmate had such a bearosity about him, the other inmates made sure to stay clear of his destructive path.

by Dr. Smitherson Phd. January 7, 2009

Beardsturbation

1. Fondling of one's own facial hair for the sheer & immense pleasure of it.

2. Stroking the pubic area but focusing on the tufts of hair around the vagina.

"Robert's beard is looking stringy today"

"Yeah, he just had a vigorous bearsturbation session"

"I wouldn't have such a problem with her beardsturbation if she didn't do it so much in public

by AndyRobertAlexDwyer March 12, 2013