Brady

A handsome yet conflicted sole, on the brink of panic at all times. A ladies man with no game. Lives for the party, but is not the life of the party.

"what a Brady..."

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by Penocular revival February 3, 2010

Tom Brady Tuck Rule

1. Incident made famous in the 2001 AFC Championship game in which Tom Brady appeared to fumble the ball, but the play was reversed when the officials reviewed the play and enacted the "Tuck Rule": "If a QB loses the ball before he has tucked it firmly into his body, even if his intention no longer is to throw it, the play is an incomplete pass." The Patriots went on to become Super Bowl Champions.

2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.

1. Kyle Boller was prepared to face his 5th fumble of the game when the officials mercifully enacted the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

by Edwin December 5, 2005

Brady

The most kindhearted boy I've ever known. Very inspirational, always by your side, and loving. Cares about everyone. One of my favorite people alive, who I wish we could be together again. <3 Brady you are Brilliant.

Brady is walking me hand in hand.

by MysteryGirl13 November 30, 2011

beaky

a real talky bitch with a large nose that likes to poke around and squawk a whole bunch

Beaky Bitch: SQUAWK CHIRP KA-KAW
Me: God your ugly, mind your own shit how bout?
Beaky Bitch: Chirp chirp??
Me: no

by Tim Fedyakin October 24, 2007

Bendy Slut

A slut who does yoga.

you bendy slut! you went to yoga without me!

by bubbles123454 March 20, 2009

Brady

A Brady is a very sexy man. He has great hair, abs,a great smile, and a stunning frame. Tall, dark, and handsome all the ladies want a piece of him but Brady is as loyal as can be. He is passionant about about the wellness of his friends and family and of the environment. He is a big animal lover. A Brady is very funny, one conversation and his jokes and wit will having you laughing your ass off. A true scholar, Brady only has to open his mouth for you to know he is brillant and charming. Speaking of his mouth, Brady is an amazing kisser. His lips are soft and inviting and once you kiss his you'll never find a kisser as talented as he. A true Prince Charming, Brady will leave you happy in love for the rest of your life.

Person A: "Hey, have you seen Brady?"
Person B: "Yeah, he is over there playing with kittens and children."
A: "Wow! What a kind and sexy man."
B: "I agree, what a great guy."

by Hottie pants April 27, 2017

Mexican Bendy Straw

The act of inserting ones penis in his own asshole.

Kulex gave himself multiple Mexican Bendy Straw today.

by JulianHated April 8, 2010