Battersmash

The act of ejaculating on ones face followed by a malicious mushroom stamp.

If you do not shut up, I am going to battersmash you so hard and make you shut up.

by Yorreli June 25, 2012

battered horn

A sore weenie from a long night of continuous intercourse

I'm nervous to go for a round three because I've already got a battered horn

by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2018

battery hog

Another term for, "dry cell pig" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.

Man this radio is a real battery hog! I just put a new set of AA cells in there half an hour ago and they're already going down the tube!

by Telephony October 8, 2018

Battery Battle

A challenge for only the greatest (and horniest) men on Earth. A not so easy task awaits you.
The rules are simple:
1. You have your phone at 5%
2. The phone is not charging (no power saving mode)
3. Your screen brightness is all the way up
4. You have to nut before your phone dies

Good luck men.

My phone's gonna die, gotta do the Battery Battle.
James is so weak, he lost in the Battery Battle.

by Pink Fairy Armadillo November 22, 2018

Battery licker

Someone who licks batteries; a moron.

Only battery lickers think Tesla's are good vehicles.

by ghost module November 17, 2022

Snake Batten

When somebody steals a moth he is a Snake Batten.

My friend Ben Curtis had this girl but then Snake Batten snaked her.

by Sly D September 29, 2011

flying battery

Eggman's flying ship from Sonic 3 & Knuckles.

Yo, dude, Sonic the Hedgehog blew up the Flying Battery!

by Heckerman May 31, 2018