Mexican bug-eyed barking rat 

A Chihuahua. Not even close to a real dog. They constantly tremble and shiver and lick their dicks.

For decades,breeders and pet stores have been passing off Mexican bug-eyed barking rats as dogs and calling them Chihuahuas

Mexican bug-eyed barking rat by wolfbait51 April 20, 2011

Dogs are barking

Feet hurt. This is an old expression, typically associated with the South and especially concentrated around the Appalachian Mountain chain. Older usage didn't connote smelly or dirty feet, just sore feet.

There is a brand of shoe called "Hush Puppy" and it's is named that as a reference to the expression, "My dogs are barking." In the case of the shoe, Hush Puppies are supposedly so comfortable they can quiet your puppies - that is, stop your feet from hurting.

After walking the mall all day, my dogs are barking.

Dogs are barking by berber carpet bomb August 6, 2012

Barkley 

The best dog name ever.

"Barkley shit on the floor yesterday, but I can't stay mad at him."

Barkley by Samson, smartypants! July 28, 2012

Barking

A place in east London. When people hear it they singet the song barking.

Girl: hey I live in barking
Boy: I might link my ting from Barking
7am in the morning
She's callin', I'm yawnin'
She's jarrin', no stallin'

Barking by EastLondonGirl December 26, 2018

Barkinson's 

Shaky dog syndrome

Dude, is your dog having a seizure?
No man, he's just got barkinson's.

Barkinson's by PandaKhan June 1, 2011

gnarls barkley 

The duo of the soulful, southern legend Cee-Lo, and the lucrative and jazzy production credited to Danger Mouse. This group is huuuuuuuuuuggggggge in the UK, and they make great music.

the other day i was listening to Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy", and it's been the only thing i listen to in my ipod for 1 month straight.

gnarls barkley by baracudablack April 22, 2006

Barka dogs 

Pepsi fan girls who try to claim real Madrid are "vardrid" when barka are trash and all they to do is tickle their meat while watching tiki taka highlights

Yall barka dogs are trash

Barka dogs by Pepsi hater July 24, 2021