Banging the drum softly

Banging the drum softly, or ear-fucking, is the act of penetrative intercourse in or around a man or woman's ear canal using ear wax as a natural lubricant. During the act, the tip of the penis rubs against the eardrum (hence the name), creating an intense pleasurable feeling in the head of the penis for the giver, and a pulsing and/or ringing sound in the ear of the taker.

"Sorry I didn't pick up the phone, mom. Mike was banging the drum softly and I could barely hear anything!"

by Adams Posa February 22, 2008

batting

To masturbate or beat off.

Trent: what are you doing tonight? wanna come to this party?

Mike: ask me later im batting

by omg i am wtf leet December 5, 2007

Basting the Turkey

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she is pregnant and cuming inside her.

Joe: You had sex with your wife? isn't she pregnant?
Bob: Yeah I was really basting the turkey last night.

by fetus003 August 28, 2008

Banging

something that is good or great

This chicken is banging.
This store isbanging

by Keena December 28, 2005

banding

the act of searching bands for a long period of time
usually on myspace, or any other website that has tons of music

Joanna: So what did you do today?
Elizabeth: Oh, you know, the usually banding on myspace

by elizabethisawesomeee March 2, 2009

christian baiting

when one subtly makes casual remarks about god/christianity/jesus that causes christian friends to overreact and defend their beliefs to the amusement of oneself.

*Christian Baiting in Practice'
'Well of course God is clearly a homophobe.'
'What... no he isn't'
'Well doesn't he say in Leviticus 18:22 "Do not practice homosexuality; it is a detestable sin."'
'Um, he hates homosexuality, not homosexuals as people!'
'What do you think defines them as homosexuals? Their sexuality, of course. So God is a homophobe.'
'Well you're going to hell so HA!'
'Touche... touche...'

by fine_dine_decca October 16, 2009

wolf baiting

a common practice in the well heeled british home counties:

a gentleman persuades a lady to swallow a rasher of bacon attached to a piece of string. the lady and gentleman then bott furiously. at the moment of climax, the string is pulled causing the lady to retch and her sphincter to tighten.

fiona really quite enjoyed her afternoon sherry, as she and jeremy had enjoyed a particularly vigorous spot of wolf baiting the night before and she was feeling a little fragile.

by quumf December 25, 2007