Argle Bargle

The sound a person makes while being viciously throat fucked.

Place a woman or man backwards on the couch, legs up and over the back and pound the throat until the only sound manageable through the spit and snot is Argle Bargle.

After dinner last night we went home and I gave her one hell of an argle bargle.

by Fugasm May 20, 2009

argle bargle

a brief gesture one expresses when on coricidin. the moment of truth at the height of your trip, when u are just about to die.

oh my god! i see the light! trip. die. argle bargle.

by d3adr0ck October 8, 2003

barge

Also 'to penetrate' - most often used as a crude backwoods (read: Sudbury) term for anal sex.

I straight up barged that arse.

by Davey L July 23, 2005

Baerf

The act of perfection. Nothing else comes close.

To be wanting to be like Baerf.

by Steve Massey May 16, 2003

bargebanger

One who bangs barges, drugs, jungle juice and broccoli and stilton soup into their faces once a year

Stop Bargebanging, you've had enough

by well smart January 23, 2004

Barginity

A. Never having taken someone home from a bar before.
B. Never having been to a particular bar
C. Never having tried the bar's special.

A. Mike holds onto his barginity, he never goes home with trashy girls in bars.
B. Jane still has her Pepper Lounge Barginity, she hasn't even been there once!
C. You're famous for your huricane's here? I guess I have my barginity then! I've never tried one!

by MOD-HBIC December 20, 2009

Bargain Fart

When you trust a fart enough to let it rip but get more than you bargained for upon evacuation. i.e. Sharting

"Bro, NEVER rip one while you're squatting or you might get a bargain fart. "

by JonnyMacBook November 20, 2013