bacher

to insert a dotted half note into a females vagina and a treble clef in the anus.

I bet Ms. Christman goes crazy for the bacher.

by George Alohombro May 11, 2006

The Bachelor

In Texas Hold'em - Having The cards J/K off suits ( NOT of the same suit). When you say it together "JacKing Off" - What a bachelor does

"The Bachelor held strong, I got lucky and flopped the broadway"

by !!Mr_Pink777 September 16, 2005

bachelor sip

to drink water directly from the faucet.

Dude 1: "Hey, you need a glass?"
Dude 2: "Nah, I'll just take a quick bachelor sip."

by facefault October 31, 2011

bachelor chow

As advertised on billboards in Futurama.

Ingredients:

1 bowl of chili
1 handful of shredded cheese
1 egg, scrambled
1 handful of fritos
1 tabasco sauce.

Mix together in a large bowl and serve piping hot.

To say that bachelor chow sticks to your ribs is an understatement.

by uglygun November 14, 2004

bach

adjective used to describe something or someone with class; classy

Jim: Dude, did you see Bruce in that top hat?

James: Yeah, man. He was lookin' real bach.

by borntobustass November 9, 2010

Bached

The level of intoxication previously thought to be unreachable or unattainable.

My vacation was prolonged due to the number of times we were bached.

by Shot gun Eddie March 3, 2009

The Bachelor

An over-dramatized television program where people gather to drink, constantly bicker over nothing, gossip and cry over spilt milk.

"Did you see that heated argument on the Bachelor last night? So intense"

by Nosimp September 15, 2018