backed up

Unable to leave loaf

I ate a whole block of cheese and now I'm all backed up.

by MikePBG November 8, 2003

Two-Backed Beast

The "two-backed beast" is a euphamism for having sex. For some reason, people can't just say "having sex," they have to come up with a clever way to say it.

"Last night I was making the two-backed beast with my boyfriend"

Bumping uglies, knocking boots, burying the salami, etc

by Asty von Ferguson October 6, 2005

baclass

when a persons ass is so flat, the back runs into the ass

wow did you see that girl she has baclass.

by atyourservice247 June 23, 2009

camel-backer

A person who is like the skin on the back of a camel. Frequently has fleas and bad dandruff.

Jack is such a camel-backer. He never even takes a shower!

by amoami November 4, 2010

double backed monster

the look and sound of two people having sex that leads others to assume there is a double backed monster in the bed.

i walking in and it looked like there was a double backed monster on her bed.

by bnt07 November 22, 2011

The Bachelor

A show where women who hate men that date multiple women essentially participate in a show where the ultimate prize is marrying a man that dated multiple women.

Woman: I hate men that date multiple women but I love watching The Bachelor

by BadAccountant March 28, 2019

Bachelorism

The state of terminal or perpetual singleness in men.

My friend Kyle often suffers from Bachelorism from which there is no cure.

by Travis and Kyle December 17, 2006