shot it backwards

When someone fucks up so much, they didn’t just miss the mark, they aimed in the other direction

Bob-Hey, how’d that date go last night?

Bill-great! I told her all about my waifus and my anime collection!

Bob-you really shot it backwards with that one

by QwakorMusic October 16, 2020

shot it backwards

When someone fucks up so much, they didn’t just miss the mark, they aimed in the other direction

Bob-Hey, how’d that date go last night?

Bill-great! I told her all about my waifus and my anime collection!

Bob-you really shot it backwards with that one

by QwakorMusic October 16, 2020

Society Runs Backwards

The greatest and most transcendent podcast of All Time. The podcast features interviews with Influencers, Athletes, Entrepreneurs, and Comedians. The name of the podcast, “Society Runs Backwards” is up for interpretation.

Chick: OMG the Tana Mongeau Pod is sooo funny!
The Boys: You just haven’t hopped on that Society Runs Backwards Podcast🥱
Chick: Whats that?💁 ♀️
The Boys: SHEEEE it’s almost 2023, were done here🤬

by sepakdacrack August 8, 2022

bawkward

a mixture of the words 'bad' and 'awkward' to describe a situation which is both bad and awkward.

Tess: I just got my best friends ex as the top person "Who wants to have sex with you?' on facebook :S
Debbie: Thats bawkward :/

by debbie&tess July 6, 2010

Backyard Monkey

The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.

Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.

by Sacink December 27, 2011

Blackwards

Making something less white/caucasian and moving to darker skin tones instead.

"I'd be more interested if The Little Mermaid went more blackwards before getting greenlighted."
"I'm so happy about the new blackwards Annie."

by sailershanty February 4, 2015

Backyard Blend

a type of snack mix that is made with a blend of Pringles’ Sour Cream & Onion and BBQ flavored potato crisps. Although historically mixed at a ratio of 1:1, a blend ratio as high as 3:2 is also acceptable. Backyard blends mixed at or near a 3:2 ratio are commonly referred to as "black jack variants" or "Blackyard Blends." Also know as "Urban Chex-Mix."

Jesus, Nigel! Wash your hands before you go rummaging through that Backyard Blend! And please stop picking out the BBQ ones!

by Sir Alfred Samuel June 11, 2018