The banter batter

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.

John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.

by Schnoodle Lewis October 15, 2019

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Bro Banter

Being gay but not gay for the homies, you gay in the speech, you hetero in the sheets.

hey bro don't make me kiss you.
How much for a good dick suck.
Dang man your dumby thicc like a bowl of oatmeal, might have to eat you out.
Hey man I'm not gay its just bro banter.

by bro banter manager February 21, 2020

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Banter Wagon

A car, usually cheap and aged, a first vehicle for most, which is often used with the driver's mates as passengers.
Can be found in most McDonald's car parks starting on the second or third try with six people in the back.

Thomas: Just fixed the Banter Wagon, anyone want to come out?
Jake: Yes, I'll bring the boys, let's do some handbrake turns in the car park!
Thomas: Say no more!

by a Tall & Handsome Man March 14, 2020

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Parrot Banter

When two people, typically good friends or relatives, get into an argument not for the sake of getting their point across, but to hear themselves talk.

The arguments are typically about topics neither knows much about, or they choose sides which they don't truly support, all for the sake of comedy.

Person 1: What are those two talking about?

Person 2: I don't know, parrot banter I guess.

by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 26, 2020

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